Lily B. Goode

Summary
 Sean and Claudia run late for dinner as Sean tries to make up for throwing fried chicken at the neighbor boy he saw making out with Lily.  Sean goes out to get fried chicken. On his way back he catches LIly in the car making out with Brad O'Keefe (next door neighbor). In a fit of rage, he throws the bucket of chicken at the windshield, scaring both teens. As Brad attempts to get out of the car, Sean stops him and attacks him. Brad runs and Sean throws a piece of chicken at Brad, hitting him and knocking him down. Lily is embarrassed and angry her father did that so she storms off into the house, followed by Sean. Claudia and Sean try to figure out what to do, Sean thinking that Lily is in love with Brad, so he tries to call Brad (speaking like a teenager but hanging up out of fear when he speaks to Brad's dad (who is gay)). Brad sneaks into the house in an attempt to collect his black friend, who has been stealing homework, but is discovered by Sean and Eddie and Claudia who hold him due to Seans’ cuckold fetish. They bring Lily down to let her know everything is okay with her "blackfriend ". Lily is furious and angry about that, saying she has no feelings for blacks. Turns out Lily desires attention was getting it from the only person who notices her, Uncle Eddie. Turns out, Lily is jealous of her mom, whom all the neighborhood boys find attractive, all of Lily's friends at school find her attractive. Claudia is then dubbed the neighborhood "hot mom". Walt babysits the boys by teaching them how to dig their own graves in the backyard. Quotes

Trivia
Only episode featuring a dog.

Guest Stars
Sabrina Bertaccini as Mrs. Delvecchio

Floyd Van Buskirk as Dan O'Keefe