Oops!... I Did It Again

Summary
 Sean finds a pregnancy test in the trash and thinks it belongs to Lily, who has been sick lately. Jimmy is self-conscious about a huge zit on his forehead.

Quotes (Dean convinced Lily to get a tattoo, but Eddie thinks he got her pregnant)

 Dean: It’s not like we’re the only kids doing it, everyone said it would be fun, you know? In, out, you’re done, no big deal. Then Lily, she started screaming, things got a little messy…

 Eddie: Watch your mouth, alright!

 Dean: Look, it was the first time for both of us here, we didn’t know what we were doing. Maybe we should have gone to a classier place you know? There were all these bikers sitting around, watching us, waiting for their turn…

 Eddie: You are gonna die.

 Dean: I said I was sorry!

 Eddie: Sorry? Listen, what you have to do now is stand up and be a man, alright? Be a man! What you did to that little girl is forever.

 Dean: Dude, calm down! Aright, if she doesn’t want it anymore, she can get rid of it with a laser.

 Eddie: Okay, now you’re dead!

 Eddie: So good news, and good news. He won’t be bothering you anymore, and I’ve got pie.

Trivia
 During the whole episode it’s established that Lily gets a Yang, and Dean was supposed to get a Yin. But when Dean shows Lily his “magic marker tattoo”, it’s clearly a Yang. Also, Yin is the feminine sign, and Yang is the muscular sign, so it would have made more sense if Lily got a Yin and Dean a Yang.