Devil's Haircut

Summary
 Henry needs to get his hair cut for his church choir solo, so when Sean arrives at a closed barbershop, he decides to take the scissors into his own hands. Eddie gets Lily four tickets to a "No Doubt" concert, but she can’t decide which of her friends to take with her.

Quotes
 Lily: Eddie got me four tickets to the No Doubt concert.

 Claudia: That’s great!

 Lily: No, you don’t understand, it’s amazing. It’s totally sold out, and it’s in a tiny club. It’ll be like they’re in our house.

 Claudia: That is amazing.

 Lily: No, you don’t understand, it’s incredible! It’s a benefit concert, only 300 people will be there, and me and my friends will be four of them.

 Claudia: That’s incredible.

 Lily: No, it’s genius!

 Claudia: I know!

 Lily: Oh, forget it, you’ll never understand.

 Claudia: No, I understand, It’s really, really, really, really great, I get it!

 Eddie: You’re not getting this at all.

 Lily: (About the "No Doubt" tickets) These Things could be my key to popularity forever. And I almost blew one on my friend!

 Claudia: What were you thinking?

 Sean: I was thinking I’d rather have a barber mad at me than my wife.

 Walt: Of course you would. You only get one haircut a year, you dirty hippie.